"A people hire A people, B people hire C people, who the fuck hired you?"

he also said...
"I'll sue that chicken if it crossed the road into Australia or elsewhere"

...Vomit..

You forgot about his priceless comment on what was then codenamed "ginger" but is now called the Segway. The hype was so overblown about whatever it was that everyone thought the world was going to change forever whenever "ginger" was delivered. They invited Steve in to a meeting where they revealed it to him, and then rode it around the conference room while he looked on. When they asked him what he thought. He said, "I think it sucks". lol. That is probably the number 1 best comment.

Steve Jobs
"She's not my daughter"

http://xkcd.com/285/