Check this Implementation out. It's from the DeviceKnit blog:

http://blog.deviceknit.com/post/739345775/facetime-without-wifi

Alert the press ! Call the authorities ! What is HomeLand Security doing ?!

Good Lord ! The Iphone can murder babies and enslave the world ? Why haven't we been told !?!

I call for an immediate INQuiry about these serious allegations. We need to know if the worlds' babies are at risk.
And how exactly the Iphone is going to kill them.

Will it be with radiation, under the guise of Wifi connections gone wrong ? Or will the thing actually climb up the crib and strangle the infant when nobody's looking, to return to its place with the red glow of achievement burning brightly on its forehead ?

I think we should be told.

@erikthered (herring)sorry i could not resist

This site has the best examples of trollers and flamers. I can't resist peeking in to the inq to see how much fun you can have reading the comments from appholes'.
Please continue sending in letters like the one you did here. Maybe we can all attract more of these and then nick can really go overboard.

signed
A CONCERNED CITIZEN

Isn't that exactly what Apple told everyone during the product announcement? Perhaps if folks at T3h Inq paid more attention to these things instead of speculating how the new Apple product will murder sleeping babies while simultaneously enslaving the planet they wouldn't be surprised by this.

Plus, you'd be able to make more intelligent jokes about how "magical" the product is.