"To overcome this, transistors with a 3D structure are being mooted as the solution."

Mooted, I think you may want to reconsider some of your vocab choices, or at least double check with a dictionary.
Other than this nit picking, very nice bit of humour that fits nicely within the existing IT-paradigm of 'bugs', and not excessively political or otherwise off-topic ranting.

You're restoring my faith in the Inq.

Could these be the bugs programmers constantly talk about?

Love the humor(humour for the British?), keep it up. :)