Ah yes the classic get rich scheme. I remember seeing these in a local paper a few years ago, Get Rich Quick, send £10 to my PO Box and I will send you details of how to get rich quick. The answer, take out the same type of ad as you and watch as the money rolls in cause people can't help but be fooled by hair-brained get rich schemes. Must be much cheaper using message boards.

Stop trying to take advantage of poor Mac Fanboi's trying to get rich so they can afford the latest unnecessary Fruit-themed tech.

I think it matters HOW you pump and WHEN you dump. But I could be wrong.

Pump and dump... Hmmm. Why does the way rich people make money sound A LOT like my time in the toilet?

Nice pun, Nick. Here in the mid west of the rebel colony my asset's finally thawing out.

YOU CAN MAKE $300,000 IN 10 MINUTES USING MY SECRET METHOD TO GET RICH QUICK, SEND ME $49.95 TO SHOUTER@YAHOO.COM AND I'LL EMAIL YOU THE DETAILS. HOW CAN YOU LOSE? 100% LEGIT -AND- LEGAL. DO YOU REALLY NEED COPS CHASING YOU DOWN LIKE THIS RUSSIAN FOOL? GET THE REAL DEAL. PAYPAL ME RIGHT NOW!

...is a very dead hacker.

... is a legitimate business strategy employed by stock traders everywhere. You don't have to do anything illegal to do this. Silly Russian.