Why the Labour have all the nasty fetishes? Cross dressing porkers? Caught out, bang to Wright by the short and curlies; red-handed in some sort of pig-headed menage-a-trois of bangers and mash, slicker than a greased pig's arse an all combed to daddy's tummy. Lipstick on a pig's ear? I didn't reckon pigs could fly that way. I suppose he'd also make a shot for kisses for gissies, and on Facebook he has it off, going high on the hog Wilde with a Wright good pig in a poke, as in a pig's eye: all the world's a sty. I reckon some MPs are more porcine than otters. Three thing's certain about parliament: there are too many pigs, not enough tits, and they go at everything butt the squeal. Next Foreign Secretary David Miliband will accuse the Torrid of harbouring Gay Nazi sympathisers who like nothing better than to spend the evening licking the nuts off a large Neapolitan Nutty Buddy bananna spit. Politicians: They're all bloody oinkers!
Leave Boris alone .. he's a top geeza. Boris should be Prime Minister - that lovey dovey "Call me Dave" is a bit of softie. I'm pretty sure Boris used to bully him at school.
. . . how politicians only apologise when they tell the truth and not when they lie.
This is a prime example of liberal name calling...and these are the people in power? what the hell!
Twitter is a tech company. Hence when a politician uses a tech site to get up to no good, it gets reported on a tech news site. Get it?
As to the story, it just goes to show that politicians are the same on both sides of the pond. Like the old joke goes....
If you drop a conservative and a liberal out of an airplane at the same time, which one hits first?
A: Who cares?
Why the Labour have all the nasty fetishes? Cross dressing porkers? Caught out, bang to Wright by the short and curlies; red-handed in some sort of pig-headed menage-a-trois of bangers and mash, slicker than a greased pig's arse an all combed to daddy's tummy. Lipstick on a pig's ear? I didn't reckon pigs could fly that way. I suppose he'd also make a shot for kisses for gissies, and on Facebook he has it off, going high on the hog Wilde with a Wright good pig in a poke, as in a pig's eye: all the world's a sty. I reckon some MPs are more porcine than otters. Three thing's certain about parliament: there are too many pigs, not enough tits, and they go at everything butt the squeal. Next Foreign Secretary David Miliband will accuse the Torrid of harbouring Gay Nazi sympathisers who like nothing better than to spend the evening licking the nuts off a large Neapolitan Nutty Buddy bananna spit. Politicians: They're all bloody oinkers!
WTF does british politics have to do with technology? Are you the british huffpost or are you a tech site?
Leave Boris alone .. he's a top geeza. Boris should be Prime Minister - that lovey dovey "Call me Dave" is a bit of softie. I'm pretty sure Boris used to bully him at school.
Go Boris!