Armageddon Voles are very similar to
Armageddon Gerbils.

Google Armageddon Gerbil to find out more.

http://blogs.ajc.com/food-and-more/2010/02/05/cue-armageddon-the-wonder-bread-iphone-app-has-arrived/

Ah yes and the judge now has a new winter home in the bahammas.

Slimy voles can in fact slither in darkness. Those that are dry-furred and in the sunlight periodically do in fact scurry about.

Surely a beast such as the Vole would scurry...

What I said.