NICK FARRELL VS. JEREMY CLARKSON

SARCASM DEATHMATCH!!

NOW!!!

Another fun to read article, and there's not many of those coming out of The Inq these days. You're like the last ray of comedy left there.

Can we get some Nvidia articles from Charlie also?

I want The Inq back to it's best, not just as another tech news site with tech articles and no comedy. I want the friction and fun!

"I have no idea how this executive could put his foot in his mouth so much"

Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that Apple only allowed O2 to carry the iPhone?

In this time of tight purse strings, I do hope the public will cast a half-interested eye on whatever Apple comes up with, and then wait the 2 months or so for more functional, more customizable and open models from Asus, HP, and others to show up for 1/4 of the price Apple will be extorting for their shiny, locked-down, no-user-serviceable-parts version.

Also: if the "AppleSlate" does not have a full sunlight-readable screen, it will probably be doomed right from the start.

And another MAC fanboy heard from. Hey Chris, are you and Dakota Greywolf wearing the same brand of tinfoil hat too?

I agree with Tom and Malcolm, Nick's articles are great and the comments even better. Nothing like reading the days news with beer in hand and watching the trolls and fanboys foam at the mouth. Nick is a genius....

...is STALE.

C'mon guys! You need some more writers with more wit versus the usual dribble I've been reading over the last years.

Nick is a hero, the macolytes are rabidly drawn in every time...

Apples and Oranges never mix well.

I have no idea how this executive could put his foot in his mouth so much - either he truly doesn't know about it (and hence didn't go through Apple's iKeepThingsSecret training), or he's stupid (or Apple are stupid to not make it evidently clear to all that know about the product that they should keep their mouths shut until Apple has released it.

I love Nick's articles, mainly for the comments; the Apple fanclub fall for it every single time :D

And pretty good writing. Try expressing a full thought yourself, Wolfie, rather than just the easy carping.

Hard to believe Apple actually has the market sewn up on LCDs. Do they actually end up buying them all? Or just screw their supplies into over-production?

Take Job's cock out of your mouth Dakota, this article was funny as hell.

Very poor writing and a boring attempt at humor