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Former employee Mark Cleve/ Kelley

Hi you have a former employee with these mind control chips who thinks its fun and a power trip to put these things into people and ruin their lives such as identity theft and putting chips and thoughts into other peoples girlfriends and families heads. Not only that he like to get child pornography out of peoples heads. Lastly he has used them to procure sex drugs and money and kill older people in several fashions. I cannot believe you emploued this pig time and again and let him experiment with some dirty FBI agents and his neighbors. He and his son tyler live in the town of vienna in Dane co. WI and his wife Lori lives at 620 A Woods Edge Dr oregon wi 52575. I personally have tons in me and know other who do too, ie how about a big strong pat on the back. I am Charles j Norwell and can be reached by address only due to the fact that all my lines of communications have been tapped and screwed with. He likes to go by Ricky Lee Kelley and I have reported him to the FBI and the cia right now.
Charles j Norwell
1026 Woodland Rd #205
Madison,Wi 53713

Put him into custody and relieve me and my loved ones now. He has been doing this over 15 years to me. Punitive damages will be sought in the hundreds of billions.

posted by : Charles John Norwell, 22 August 2011 Complain about this comment
i have brain chips

id just like to write that ihave over 4 brain chips in my head, ii dont hAVE any of the testers that arent microscopic big things but i dont think thre going to be able to give everyone an implant 2020 because who would fund it, i dont have any plug ins or anything to cotrol my windows visually
but i do use windows sexually.

posted by : christopher patrick fox, 29 July 2010 Complain about this comment
What no GITS viewers....

"Ghost in the Shell" (Japanese anime; cartoons but not for Kids) covered just about every high and low this technology could provide over its 2 movies, 2 TV seasons plus a TV movie/feature.

Highs like why access a 'PC' when your brain can directly connect to the internet/mobile networks and displaying the information directly on your optic/auditory nerves.

Lows like allowing brain hacking for reading/replacing someones memories. The later thereby changing their personality/perceptions to make them do your bidding.

PS: Hollywood is in the process of making a "Live Action" version. If you have a functioning brain I recommend trying to originals.

posted by : reg375, 24 November 2009 Complain about this comment
upgrades

What about upgrades? obviously every six months your implant will need upgrading to the latest version. Does this mean brain surgery every 6 months?

posted by : Andrew Hallam, 23 November 2009 Complain about this comment
Agh! Virus!

We meet again, Mr Anderson...

posted by : Sam, 23 November 2009 Complain about this comment
Prohibited Action Warning!

Didn't Intel invent DRM as well as the scheme to encrypt and copy protect the HDMI interface?

So see what happens when you try to start your favorite DVD/CD ripper program with your mind control chip.

posted by : Andrew, 23 November 2009 Complain about this comment
Just think

Of all the malware,spyware viruses!!

Not to mention driver issues!!!!

"I installed the wrong driver and now im a serial killer can someone please help me"

LMAO

posted by : OneCool, 22 November 2009 Complain about this comment
security & privacy.

I think privacy and security are a bit of an illusion now. This is not really going to make things any worse.

I see this gradually developing to replace video and audio as well as keyboard and mouse. When it can do that, better than what we have now, for less than 100 quid, and I don't need a surgical procedure - I'm all for it.

posted by : Mike Thompson, 22 November 2009 Complain about this comment
primordial silicon

there was an article about this @ the most recent phrack magazine.

posted by : photovoltaic biocell, 21 November 2009 Complain about this comment
haha

@scott, lol...i shit when i read that

posted by : dtr, 21 November 2009 Complain about this comment
editorial comment

Nick,
Would've been amusing to parenthetically say the following:
"The bloke behind the idea is Dean Pomerleau, who works for Intel on (grey) matters of cognitive neuroscience,..."

posted by : Steve, 21 November 2009 Complain about this comment
I'll be in the Privy, Luvy_

Cribbing from the walls and arse me nothing nuttier than the port-a-potty loo bogs at the Hackney Wickied Peanutter's Fete?

I've no more mind for no more brains, as now I'm already got the
Denial-Of-Service attacks, queuing, due to the onset of early excess of when the chips are down, and that comes from a hot head place by the short and Curly Wurly Squirlies.

posted by : "Turnip" Taliban, 20 November 2009 Complain about this comment
Super Galactic Intelligence?

Reminds me of an Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode ("Super Computer"):

"You want entertainment? Just try to imagine a world where emails are sent by your brain before they are written and are read before they arrive by people you've never even met in countries you've never even heard of..."

posted by : S Ansell, 20 November 2009 Complain about this comment
this won't be cheap

so don't worry.
though it could redefine the meaning of a virus infection for the fools that paid the medical procedure to get the silicone implanted

posted by : joed, 20 November 2009 Complain about this comment
just like the movie

The president's anaylst:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062153/
only it was TPC (the phone company) behind it.

posted by : nooneinparticular, 20 November 2009 Complain about this comment
@massive jawjut

you won't be able to control people because your mind will be accessed as read-only.

@Scott: haha

posted by : ssj4Gogeta, 20 November 2009 Complain about this comment
Brings new meaning to....

Intel Inside.....

posted by : Scott, 20 November 2009 Complain about this comment
A chip in your brain, a stick in your... uhm!

And then, as soon as you wake up, you'll find your (PR0N) dreams have been posted up on youtube, or on you-boob....
You think "nice boobs, blondie" and your thought is posted on facebook or squitter....

posted by : The Unsightly pR0n downloading zio, 20 November 2009 Complain about this comment
morons...

why do people consider this sort of thing to be an attractive prospect?

is it not blatantly obvious that this technology can be used maliciously to control people and restrict their freedom?

would you trust a government to use it responsibly? i know i couldnt!

posted by : massive jawjut, 20 November 2009 Complain about this comment

Intel wants to stick chips in your brain

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