I happen to really like your unbiased, yet humorous, reporting of the relevant facts.

One reason I will not buy any of their overpriced Chinese crap. I will not buy a camera that has a sealed proprietary battery either. AA & AAA rechargeable batteries are cheap and you can always get some alkaline ones in a pinch.

Why don't you report about other brands' telephones exploding everyday? My SE explodes day in and day out, but you never talk about that.
Besides, why don't these french-euro-commies stop milking the american cash-cows?

(/Sarcasm. For Apple Fanboys, that means End-of-sarcasm. Ffor more info about sarcasm, Apple-Fanboys should have a look at Wankypedia, aka "the fake penis experts", if that's allowed by Holy Saint Steve).

And now, for something completely different