Next thing, they'll be advocating the radical notion of storing binary data through the usage of small holes punched in filing cards, and next-gen ADSL will interface via a rubber assembly fitting over the telephone handset.

"actuators and mutlifunctional devices acting as magentic switches when their polarity is reversed,"

Wow, it changes to a shade of red when the polarity is reversed, big deal. ;)

Lol, awesome misspelling. I know it's accidental, but still.