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Bing Sucks!

Bing completely sucks and I don't know why Microsoft created it in the first place. It's not even comparable to Google. I haven't gotten any good search results for anything I've searched on Bing. I think I'll continue to use Google, until the end of time...

posted by : James Rollen, 15 December 2009 Complain about this comment
I've suffered through their search before

I just installed Office 2007 last week (corporate is behind the times) and their online help is STILL terrible. If they're so confident in their search, why is it that I still have to use Google to get answers to questions for MSFT products?

(The fact that I'm spending time looking up workarounds for bugs in their products also means I'm less likely to use Bing.)

posted by : Jeff, 19 July 2009 Complain about this comment
Bing Bong

Bing huh? Just let me Google that ...

posted by : Whatever, 16 July 2009 Complain about this comment
What's happened to Hudson?

David: Hello...... you're the new butler?
Bing: Hahaha! Well, it's been a long time since I've been the new anything!
David: What's happened to Hudson?
Bing: I guess he's changing.
David: Yeah, he does that a lot, doesn't he? Uhm... Oh, I'm David Bowie, I live down the road.
Bing: Oh!
David: Sir Percival let's me use his piano if he not around. He's not around, is he?
Bing: I can honestly say I haven't seen him, but come on in! Come in!
David: But uh...
Bing: Come on in!
David: Are you related to sir Percival?
Bing: Well, distantly...
David: Oh, you're not the poor relation from America, right?
Bing: Ha! Gee... news sure travels fast, doesn't it? I'm Bing.

Just a gigolo, everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Peace on Earth, can it be
Paid for every dance
Selling each romance
And they told me pa-ram-pam-pam-pam
Every night some heart betraying
There will come a day
Years from now, perhaps we'll see
Youth will pass away
For my child and your child too
Then what will they say about me
Peace on Earth, can it be
When the end comes I know
They'll say just a gigolo
As life goes on without me

posted by : Jeeves, 15 July 2009 Complain about this comment
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Out of curiosity, if it were your job to predict Bing's success would you gain any useful information from this survey/article? It is difficult not to be underwhelmed by the thought that goes into this level of "analysis" and "reporting".

posted by : yeha, 15 July 2009 Complain about this comment
Bing Schming

BInG Is tHe wINg, AS i pLay wITH mY dinG A LINg.

hekvondork

posted by : hekvondork, 15 July 2009 Complain about this comment
Bing without the bang

The search engine is tripe. If you look up damn near anything with a dash in the name it won't register the dash.

posted by : Old News, 15 July 2009 Complain about this comment
BING IS Best....

Ping is best. More than 38 per cent identified the relevancy of the results as its greatest strength. More than 22 per cent liked the variety of results including websites, maps and images. Others noted its speed, organisation of results, and user interface. Ding gives broader search result & greater depth. Yahoo covers commentos bettter, however.

Zing is Well thought out. Ming is Royal. Fing is route to Heaven. Hing lish is Rich Wargos native tongue.

vondrashek Ying & Sing Master

posted by : BingShek, 15 July 2009 Complain about this comment
Bing would have used Google

I suspect the Crosby family will be filing a lawsuit any day now claiming defamation of character. After all, wouldn't you be offended if Microsoft named a ho-hum, me-too piece of software after your loved one?

Too bad he's not around, it would have made one hell of a good Google ad.... See, even Bing himself uses Google....

That wretched excuse for a corporate chieftan, Steve "Totally Clueless" Ballmer should resign in shame. He's done absolutely nothing useful since he took over. At least Billy had a vision; Ballmer can't even see beyond his own arse.

posted by : rich wargo, 15 July 2009 Complain about this comment
Hmm....

Bing..? I gotta remember to try that out... someday....

posted by : ronch, 15 July 2009 Complain about this comment
Big just cannot deliver the necessary hardcore pr0n - sorry :(

Microsoft has tried really, really hard to create a good search engine.

Bing has been optimised to deliver great results for politics, food and shopping - often better than Google.

But, unfortunately, we have completely failed to understand that proper, granular, hard core pr0n is the ONLY thing people care about when they surf.

Side-by-side, we just do not deliver the pr0n when compared to Google - and for that reason alone - we have 'lost before we have begun'.

Lord knows, I have tried many times to find EXACTLY the right fet1sh on Bing, but have been left limp by the results.

Apologies.

posted by : Steve Baulmer, 15 July 2009 Complain about this comment
think about it...

the only way anyone can out-do google would be to offer exactly the same service but with absolute protection of privacy

posted by : bazooka pete, 15 July 2009 Complain about this comment
What do you mean will?

As a search engine it's no better than the old one . Also try listing a Uk business on it . Oh you can't even though uk local businesses do appear on it. Totally bonkers . I'll stick with Google myself .

posted by : Matt B, 15 July 2009 Complain about this comment
Same ol', same ol'

I like Bing but Goog still has better search results when searching for more obscure stuff.

Good effort but still falls short, tho i do use it just to spite goog now.

posted by : I know, 15 July 2009 Complain about this comment

Bing will be a bust

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