According to some true stories I have read you invented the computer and the PC, is that not enough for one man.
And certainly I have forgotten something of great importance.
Personally I would have liked to invent first the horse and then the auto mobile but there you go, and me too, they where already invented before I got it.
Hard luck for both of us.

I think someone has been overly ammused by those Specsavers adverts for too long (huh-huh- funnny).

The song is all about having no regrets, not a top-10 list of all your mistakes.

and to add insult to injury, yes, Balmer is singing My Way - Regrets there've been a few (at least 10, seemingly), but then again, too few to mention (Balmer hasn't said what the top-10 list is and MS are still laughing all the way to the bank with a commanding market share)

White House China Has Gold or Yellow Band Around TOP Edge. China on Other Hand Does NOT Allow Windows Activation. Having
Troubles With You Non Genuine Software, Move To China. Its Option In Questions asked About Getting Activated. If Its CHINA, d' Emballmer & Crew Lets YOU Keep SoftWare Running. Ya, NO Regrets.

How Much REGRET Can Emballmer Have? Hahaha. Its So Funny, Its Stinky Business. If Crude Just Get Up & Walk Away. Bernie Did. So Can You. As Citizen of CHINA, Ultee' HAS Rights.

Damn Right.

Remember, When TaxMan Calls To DOGS, Looks Moore Like Rumage SALE. HAVE YOU ACTIVATED YOUR WINDOWS TODAY? AGAIN.
call 123 Ultee' for Moore Information.

BTW Moores Evolved into "Founders" of Intel in Mid 1960s', As could see peoples Love of: Zenith TV Remote Control. When 4004 processor finally came out in 1972, already Control Data Had Lotus 1,2,3 Packaged. So Go Figure. Gordon. Whole MESS Is NO Brainer, Perpetrated By GAY-BRA.

You are correct on your statement about Edith Piaf having no regrets however your translation is not exactly accurate.
A better one of the words "Non.. rien de rien.. non.. je ne regrette rien"
is:
"No.. nothing at all..no.. I don't regret anything".
Surely the "whispering" Ballmer has lots of stuff to regret.

The Piaf song is : No! No regrets. No! I will have no regrets. All the things. That went wrong. For at last I have learned to be strong.

Dont know if that applies to Ballmer.