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Just Shocked Me

Yes, I was just shocked and I'm not on carpet. I have plastic between my chair and the carpet. Never happened before with other brands of earplugs, just Apple.

posted by : rayhosler, 17 February 2010 Complain about this comment
"The Best Sex...

... I ever had" according to one Apple fanboy I know. And I believed him too.

Obviously he'd figured out a better place than his ears to hang the little shockers.

posted by : Doug Glass, 21 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Shocked?

Com-on people! Have you never hear of a Dehumidifier and what it does? Hey this was my first winter (And I used to live in the Caribbean) and I must say It was Shocking one (darn)!!!!

Buy the Dehumidifier or do what ErikTheRed does! (lol)

posted by : Gerald, 21 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Jobs' leash of obedience discovered

Many have wondered how Mr. Jobs was able to spawn a gigantic flock of uncritical worshipers who gladly tithe large portions of their income into Apple's bank accounts. The answer is now apparent -- these Ipod devices are engineered to deliver pulses of electrical stimulation to the brains of Apple-users, converting them into walking money-dispensing machines for Apple. The Iphone must also have this "feature". Oy veh, what a world!

posted by : Don't taze me, Steve, 21 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Koss

Same happens with my Koss PortaPro but very rarely. I think it has something to do with my clothes and static thing. But I'm not letting those go anytime soon :-)

posted by : dimar, 21 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Maybe Apple customers need electro-shock therapy? ;-)

Again, Apple is shown to have poor engineering capability ;-)

Apple has poor standards of customer care if electric shocks to the head doesn't instigate a recall. This is hilarious and ridiculous.

posted by : interested_party, 21 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Not unusual

Headphones have been doing this for many years before the iPod came about. If you walk on a rug or there are very dry conditions, you will get shocks on various parts of your body. What is the big deal. Static electricity shocks that you get from walking about in your home never killed anyone.

When I was much younger, I used to play with a Wimhurst electricity generator all the time and it didn't do any harm at all. Except maybe for a possible impotency cause, but that theory hasn't been proven yet.

Why are these people accusing Apple of something that can happen even without earphones. Bunch of crybabies and worryworts.

posted by : iphonerulez, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Announcement:

Nick is a CUNT

posted by : Paul, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Nipples!!!!!!

@ErikTheRed

Who doesn't like having their nipples shocked ;-)

posted by : Bune, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Shocking!

The article doesn't mention when the shocks occur. If the shock occurs while the iDevice is plugged in to something that is grounded, that's normal. However, if the shock occurs while a iDevice isn't plugged into a grounded source, then a shock should not occur and faulty engineering is to blame. I personally can't say I've ever been shocked by a correctly functioning portable electronic device that wasn't grounded by a electrical cord or some other type of cable such as a network or usb cable.

posted by : Ken, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Don't be shocked

@Luke - you can't avoid being shocked, but you can ameliorate the effects by discharging yourself through a part of your body other than your hands (especially the fingertips), where you have a much higher concentration of nerve endings (obviously this eliminates certain other body parts as well unless you really enjoy having your nipples shocked).

Anyway, I've found that in these cases, using an elbow creates much less discomfort.

posted by : ErikTheRed, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Seriously, Nick, chill

"Stupid enough to buy [Apple products]?"

Oh, please.

They're just music players, prettier than most. They play MP3s (and AACs, if you really must). They don't eat babies or anything. Any laws of physics that may cause static electricity to discharge apply to any other device that's not grounded (and hence "portable"). Seriously, you guys are normally quite level-headed and enjoyable but as soon as anyone says "Apple" (or "Qualcomm") you start screaming hysterically like somebody set your testicles on fire.

Maybe we should just be more like Obama and go buy a Zune.

posted by : ErikTheRed, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Shocking

"Anyone who lives in a dry climate during the winter has felt far worse static shock though :D"

I'm not worried .. i like in Blighty. There is no such thing as dry anything here.

As Salman Rushdie said (ya know the muslim peoples favourite son)... "Living underwater most of the year ... in days the colour of night"

posted by : I know, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Why spending time to read THIS

Congrats Nick, you made it: An article without any value.

posted by : Tom, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
You must never have used earphones

Every pair of earphones has done that to me. The cheap ones and the expensive ones, especially in th winter if I keep the wire inside my coat.

posted by : Mike Litorous, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Thank you, Luke.

Thank you Luke. I thought most of my jobs have been irrevocably boring and tedious.

You have made me understand that there are other's out there such as myself. (as if the movie, Office Space, wasn't enough validation)

Yes, the cost/benefit analysis of your job was such that not being mildly shocked by harmless static was worth not working there at all. That is particularly impressive.

posted by : James Mansella, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Last Job

The last place I worked, I swear to God, every single door knob would shock me. I was a shipping clerk so I was constantly in and out of internal offices that kept the air conditioning so low and the humidity so dry that the shock was inevitable. I consulted a janitor about the issue and he said the best was to deal with it was to just grab the knob and accept the shock. When I quit, it felt like a victory over electromagnetism.

posted by : Luke, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Shocks

Years ago while using a treadmill I would VERY occasionally get shocks via the headphones on my Walkman WM-1.

Anyone who lives in a dry climate during the winter has felt far worse static shock though :D

posted by : mathue, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Nothing new

This is just science though! I've used earplugs other than Apples, and more often received more shocks from those other brands. If anything, at least Apple admits it and gets this warning out there. For the record, I think being spit on is more dangerous than being "zapped" by such a small electrical force.

posted by : Paul, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
I've actually had this...

...with my razer protone m100. Not that bad, but you wonder if it's an implicit electroshocktherapy ;)

posted by : Chris Hoffmann, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment
Duh,..

Perhaps someone should explain to the wearers the strange pulsing sounds they hear are called "music".

posted by : Horridbloke, 20 May 2009 Complain about this comment

Apple earplugs shock users

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