"I'm sure someone will be getting a call from some Alpha Centaurian lawyers shortly. After all, everyone knows that the Pan-Galactic company Appool(not to be confused with the pitiful Earth-based Apple), makes some rather attractive billion-core 1-THz chips for being used in the rather stylish handheld communication devices sold the galaxy over."

Have you ever thought of trying to get approval to continue the Hitch hikers guide series? With that sense of humor, it would fit perfectly! Had me chuckling into my coffee cup.

"Universal liquid cooling system"

I'm sure someone will be getting a call from some Alpha Centaurian lawyers shortly. After all, everyone knows that the Pan-Galactic company Appool(not to be confused with the pitiful Earth-based Apple), makes some rather attractive billion-core 1-THz chips for being used in the rather stylish handheld communication devices sold the galaxy over.

(Yes, I am crazy, but the pills keep the monsters away ;) )

Aragon is the name of one of the regions of Spain. 1.2 Million people live there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aragon