a mobius strip?
On one side 'those improvements we promised', on the other - another trip to the cash machine!

Dang, and I was thinking it had something to do with (female) nipples! :(

...believe it or not.

First sentence establishes geographic locations.

Second establishes how it's accepted.

Third establishes stats.

There's more to an article than stats.

Wow, three sentences and only one with actual info (the last one)... Do you get paid for this article?

Wow if I just throw in one more sentence with a factoid n it, I can do an INQ article?