Terrible, but i had a hearty laugh when I heard of this. I was scared shitless about leaving my £400 bike TIED up anywhere in London and it obviously got stolen (actually 2 of the same ones in separate incidents) so a £10k one is gone forever and some crackhead is gonna get a days worth of fix for it. Anyone in UK being told to get on their bike and out of the car just point to Lance and say NO FUKING WAY U HIPPIES! I would not like to walk 20 miles just cus some twat got my bike while art work.

I have your bike Lance Armstrong and if you want to see it again, meet me near the corner of "kiss my ass" and "arrogant prick" and bring 1 gazillion dollars.

-Dr. Evil.