Congratulations on your immediate adoption of Nazi tactics to get the snitcher. No really, putting a bounty out for a name to fire is such a nice touch on your CV. I look forward to the next step : internal purges and general morale mayhem. Your tenure has just started and already you act like a tired dictator. Keep up the good work.

You did say you were there to learn the ropes, right ? Well you're learning one right there : your inane ramblings in confidential company notices WILL be leaked. Grow up and deal with it.

The potential for irony was so perfect, they just had to