THAT'S NOT FUNNY, MY BROTHER DIED THAT WAY!

There is an accumulating book of evidence for Wily Coyote being behind most of the recent unsolved assassinations, including JFK, Jimmy Hoffa and the Road Runner...

So they want him dead, there's the goal. But they immediately specify the means ("sharpshooter"). Sigh - bad as govt contracts... would they refuse to pay if the contractor drops an ACME grand piano on him instead?