Which means standing in a concrete basement naked waiting to be blasted by freezing cold water under high pressure.
Then you get to put your straightjacket back on by yourself. Without a towel.

yayyyyyyyyyyyy, well done STeWie, you finally put a comment together that is readable all the way through without interuption and makes sense (i dont mean to be offensive) WOWZERS what a break through and a testament to modern pharmacology, keep up the good work that man lol :O)

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Still, I'd prefer Internet 100% of the time. You hardly can "overdose" and at least you won't need to sell an arm and a leg (or parents' house) for being addicted.
However I think the chinese government has no interest in interfering here (apart from the censorship) - people become more subductive and content while browsing, and they are less likely to become criminals. It fits The Party's propaganda machine nicely...