I'm not a gamer and hate the big chunky "media" keyboards out there these days. I never really use the num pad, so I decided to get an Apple wireless keyboard - it's got full size keys, a notebook keyboard footprint, bluetooth for long range (use it as a remote control for media apps), and really nice clean design IMO. I highly recommend it to anyone looking for a compact keyboard. Works with PC's, but you'll need a bluetooth dongle.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16823101005

http://www.newegg.ca/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16823126045

http://www.newegg.ca/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16823126174

Those are almost exactly what you described, shy of one having a vertical layout for the insert/home/del keys. But they don't have any of the added crap that nobody ever uses anyways.

Amuse self with keyboard; lonely guy in Nebraska... Charlie, you kill me.

I like plain jane logitech keyboards.

If Logitech could see it's way to making a wireless USB dongle 101-key keyboard with numeric keypad, horizontal layout of the pgup/pgdn/home/end/insert/delete keys, and no f*****g bling, knobs, dials, sliders, whirring or flashing bits, or bat-wings then I would probably buy it.

As it is I just can't stand the luxury, and I can't find enough room on my computer table for a reference manual or two in addition to one of these bloated kbds.