Having ingested the sacrifice of gobbledygook, it is time to complete the natural cycle. Those whom are living and possess thoughts, have The Living God within them reflected as The Tree Of Life which leads back to more gobbledygook. When The Living God cannot be accounted for, human thoughts will suffice. Roll-on discotheques, world parades and any other messiahanic emissions. However it is fronted, hypocrisy is none other than addiction itself and it would be self-benevolent to realise that such principles are not within the vocabulary of The Living God. Only the dead needs excitements, the living merely loves which is just another word for joy-in-progress, an aspect that do not exist within the vocabulary of ritual-cum-addiction.

Wake up the apostates with the Liturgy of the Hours_ I hope you have unlimited calling minutes. Here is the very sin of Simony which has pitted Episcopals Anglicans against Presbyterians, Protestants against Catholics. Dante Alighieri condemns Simonists to the eighth circle of hell in his Inferno, despite who says what Simon says, only your vicar knows for sure; yet here, in the garden of earthly delights, and your friendly Apple APP Store, the indulgences are being flogged as candy apples to the Ifaithful. Sub Rosa. The Divine Right of Kings (Oh Henry! Off with their heads!), the Royal Perogative of suspending the holy offices of church and state, by mobile proxy is unadulterated trafficking for money and with ring and crosier or 3G lance, The Concordat of Worms, dragon or snake, is trampled to the lay man, and the intercessory becomes the Iphone -- for Iconfession, Ieucharist, Iepistle, Ipenitent Rite, I hale Mary, Isacrament(o), Ioffertory, Icelebrant, Icantor, Ialtar, Ichalice, Icuria, Idogma, Inave and Iseceder! Saints preserve us from the Pastel Wars that are sure to come with Ibrimstone and Imfired!... what? Me? Like Iccarus have flown too close to the rotten core, and my wings become sullen and cidery. Woe be to Him that has the keys to Iphone app deactivation, for his is the Devine Right of Jobs. I may never work in this town again!
It's A Wonderful Life!

iT's a funny article, with great comments.

Is someone going to put the bible on a PDF and stick it on the iGodphone?

a)Secrets of the Vatican - UFO's in the Ancient Art:
http://cristiannegureanu.blogspot.com/2008/11/secrets-of-vatican-ufos-in-ancient-art_10.html
b)THE STAR OF BETHLEHEM MYSTERY:
http://cristiannegureanu.blogspot.com/2008/12/astronomer-dave-reneke-believes-he-has.html
c)Jacques Vallee: FATIMA EVENT WAS UFO - More seriously, the description made at Fatima, Portugal, OF ASILVERY DISK WHICH FLEW THROUGH THE SKY, WAS SEEN BY SEVENTY THOUSAND WITNESSES AND WAS PHOTOGRAPHED AS IT MANEUVERED, deserves a place in our resume of the 'flying saucer' legend:
http://cristiannegureanu.blogspot.com/2008/12/j-vallee-fatima-event-was-ufo.html
d)VATICAN OFFICIAL DECLARES EXTRATERRESTRIAL CONTACT IS REAL:
http://cristiannegureanu.blogspot.com/2008/11/vatican-official-declares.html

Surely iTalian.

It's always easier to disregard others when you don't wish to take the time to learn why people like Apple so much.

The belittling part is simply a lack of maturity and intellect in order to minimize them to your level. It's sad really.

It's got to be bad enough being in a delusional cult where you can't have a girlfriend, wear funny cloths and people think your a kiddie fiddler. But to join the catholic church as well!

Please someone hack the junk and translate it into Klingon.
http://www.kli.org/wiki/index.php?Klingon%20Bible%20Translation%20Project

Vicious vitriol Nick.

Why so angry? Linux only has 1% of the market?

You Brits crack me up.

Come on Nick, I say that because of the way you belittle Christianity in your opening statement. You see the secular humanist at their best when they give the Nobel Peace Prize to the anti-Semite idiot Jimmy Carter or the biggest liar on the planet (manmade global warming) Al Gore, both are socialist wannabes. But they look over Mother Teresa who did more for humanity than either one of the other selfish SOBs could ever have done put together.

iGod, jPhone, heehee.

Taking it one step further, is the credit crunch Satan's way of taking Job's wealth ?

Bet the almighty will send forth his commandments via iPhone.
Even the Ark of the Covenant has to downsize, these days...

Hei Nick, you do not seem to like them very much, hahaha. It shows. Fine with me, I don't either!. May be they will organise a burn of jPhones I mean iPhones if a similar app was developed for any of the other religions :-)
What a laugh !

Armageddon right there in your hand.

They should call it iGod

I bet that Apple gets rid of this app since he won't want some 2 bit religion like Catholicism taking any screen time away from the Lord Thy Jobs.