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I remember 4D Sports Boxing

It ran like crap on my 386SX; you needed a DX 40Mhz at least (actually, once I got a math coprocessor I believe it wasn't quite so bad). It certainly did seem novel at the time, so he may be right. Still, it wasn't much of a game and so I don't think it was ever installed on my 486+ machines which actually could have handled it. :P

posted by : imposter, 11 November 2008 Complain about this comment
I really do have nothing better to do

So I'm posting here.

Years and years ago, I worked for a small indi game retailer.

I'm pretty sure that a game was released before Wing Commander (1990) that was 3D and had a coupon that, if you sent it back to the developers along with a photo, would return you a 3.5" floppy with your face on a file that could be used in the game.

Given that 4D Sports Boxing came out a year after Wing Commander, I'd say this guy is a tw*t.

If only I could remember the title of the game. I think it came out around the Starglider 2 release (1988) or soon after as it had solid 3D objects.

posted by : Shad, 11 November 2008 Complain about this comment
Aye! They also invented the Glitch:

Neo: What is the Mattrickx? 
Inq: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to. 
Agent Brown: What were you doing? 
Agent Sarkozy: He doesn't know. 
[Neo sees a Balkmer cat walk by them, and then a similar Otilene cat walk by them just like the first one] 
Neo: Whoa. Déjà vu. 
[Everyone freezes right in their tracks]
Agent Obama: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress? 
Chorus: Anti-competitive behaviour gives rise to descension from the War on the Economy, which beggars thy neighbour's question.
Neo: Fujitsu? I'm gonna learn Fujitsu? 
Inq: The possibilities are infinite.
Microsoft: Our way... or the highway
[they all listen on their ear-pieces] 
James Bond: I really think you people should meet in a better place.

posted by : M, 11 November 2008 Complain about this comment
What a blowhard!

Neal Stephenson described this idea in his novel Snow Crash back in 1992. He exactly described a 3D VR representation of a real person, so it is hardly an original idea from this Microsoft clown. If it was it would be a revolution... an original idea from Microsoft! Stephenson didn't just mention it in passing - he used it as a central theme and fleshed it out in detail. (Going back further a 1986 RPG Habitat game was the first use of the term Avatar but that was text mode). I wouldn't have been suprised if they'd tried to patent the idea and got shot down: too much prior art.

posted by : womprat, 11 November 2008 Complain about this comment
Been here since 1883

No, Geppetto made me more than hundred years ago. Don Mattrick, watch your nose!

posted by : Pinocchio, 11 November 2008 Complain about this comment
Win

Although normal people don't particularly like that stuff it does seem to fascinate some journalist and assorted weirdos a lot and so it'll keep those off the street and away from the public, so a win situation you could argue.

posted by : W.-, 11 November 2008 Complain about this comment
UO?

But UO is a 2D game with an isometric view :)

(original client)

posted by : matt, 11 November 2008 Complain about this comment
Controllable human avatars

Like any bot in a shooter these days, then ?
May I be the first to welcome our live-action Dominatrix overlords in leather knee-highs.
Rrwooaarr !!

posted by : Pascal Monett, 11 November 2008 Complain about this comment
that..

..sounds about right.

Microsoft invented innovation.

posted by : egil, 11 November 2008 Complain about this comment
I invented the question mark.

I was in Tangiers, when I was working for the OSS.

posted by : Tweeker, 11 November 2008 Complain about this comment

We invented the human avatar

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