Knap! Knaetter! Knak!
Serve them with a notice under the Protection from Harassment Act.
Hearts, stars and horseshoes! 
Clovers and blue moons! 
Pots of gold and rainbows! 
And me red balloons! 
aWAPbopaloobop aWAPbamboom
mushrooming dumma do damma da 
whack for the daddy 'ol
whack for the daddy 'ol
there's whisky in the jar
I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting
The guards were all around me and likewise captain Farrell
No, I've no quarrel with Farrell
Tho some take delight in the drinking and the roving,
But others take delight in the gambling and the smoking.
But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
And courting fair maids pretty in the marning bright and gnarly

I first produced my pistol, for she stole away my rapier
But I could get no PR Bono Knockeen Poitín Tower or some bars
magically delicious
a WAP bop a loo mop, a good geddam!
Meet the superhero who prefers the demon peat mercifully subdued to fighting paddys

Is this the return of the Blackberry & Tans?