"If you've never been to an Apple store and witnessed the way in which the company's reputation for stunning design translates itself into what is undeniably an awesome retail experience..."

Tell me that's ironic. Go on, I dare you. 

Sheesh.
Where's my Reality Distortion Field(TM) Recovery Spray?
"If you've never been to an Apple store and witnessed the way in which the company's reputation for stunning design translates itself into what is undeniably an awesome retail experience..."

Tell me that's ironic. Go on, I dare you. 

Sheesh.