Motivating British tosh out of Darren is always a worthy endeavor! and if Churchill's reach-me-down pants, er_, rants fit the Bill, er_, Darren, doesn't blow the gaff, then Winston's have their place.

My favorite misattributed Winston Churchill quote: "It is a parrot that when talk is cheap, has not a kind word to sparrow."

Winston also said: "Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm."

Well anyway, in the morning, I'll be sober.