I WOULD BET BOTH MY NUTS INTEL IS GULTITY OF A COVER UP AND OF ALL CHARGES MADE

I WISH I WAS ON THE JURY!!!!!!!

...any email older than 35 days old was sent straight to document heaven (or hell, depending on whose side you’re on).

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Let´s pretend that the document(s) are actual people. Whether you want them to take the stand or not, their going to Heaven, Hell, or just decomposing has the same effect, they´re not available to give testimony.

Is your Mom going to Heaven just because you think she´s super-cool?

I´m not trying to be insulting. As I said, I´m just anal. :)

The 35 days part really makes me wonder if Intel sent out an already deleted memo telling all employees to delete old e-mails...

I have learned to keep around old e-mails for at least a 2 to 3 months if not longer just because I don't know what will be brought up again.

Seeing how this case is going, I wonder which fabs Intel will sell after they lose this case...

so let me get this right, 
intel was ordered to produce documents that intel created about loosing some documents?
so intel made a document to tell employees to loose documents, that had written on them about which documents that needed to be lost, they then made another document saying that the documents that were initially made for the documents/document's also had to be lost? have I got the gist of it there?
ohh here is a document telling you what to do about that document, if you are unsure about this particular document, there is another document explaining just what I said in another document, so please refer to that document if you cant understand this document. 

Intel just a little piece of advice STOP MAKING DOCUMENTS about DOCUMENTS especially incriminating yourself on a document is very stupid, when you are conspiring something, its best to only talk about it LOL, but being a paranoid corperate buisness, you have been burned ohh so many times, so there is probably a contract in intels basement signed and sealed in blood sayin that intel must create a monopoly and offer unsavoury buisness practices in order to keep amd's market share low. 
I would bet alot of cash that such a document would exist. thats how stupid intel is 
ROFL