I was hit by a water cannon on my way to work this morning and am deeply dissatisfied with them now. Also this article is full of spelling mistakes, and it is not only aimed at children but also according to Mr Patel, immigrants as well! water cannons are a disgrace as is this article!

Things are getting desperate. The end result of a total lack of government support for Teachers and Parents in teaching children there are limits to their behaviour, by outlawing/dicouraging most forms of practical discipline. "Free expression" gone mad. The saddest thing is that the children suffer too as a result. Research and practical experience show that children are happier when they are given limits.

...or have I been out satirised by a tiny chap whose culture I have no reference for?

'Cept Bjork.

What is wrong with GB?
Is the country trying desperately to get the #1 spot on the list "World's most stupid country"??

I remember when I was a teenager, did nothing wrong, except maybe drinking and smoking a bit earlier than "recommended", there was a fashion then, big clothes and hooded sweaters. If this would have happened in Iceland, I would surely have gone on a revolt against stores and tried my very best to get these assholes who "washed me away" and then gave me an electrocution. I would use every means to get the system down.

However I did not experience this and grew out of this fashion and ended up being a good influence on my community.

Fashion comes and goes, and I guess hood's will be quite popular now. Good luck to GB to keep the civilian violence rate down now.

This reads a lot like an Onion piece. Except it's not one. That's frocking scary.

Coercive Cohesion? What the blinki' nora are you people smoking?

I read this item and laughed, then that strange chill crept down my spine. I realised that it was a little too close to some of the opinions I hear at work and in the Pub.

At least you stopped short of public floggings and culls.

Anyway I'm off to persecute a socially unacceptable minority; it's all the rage you know.


This is definitely a BBSpot article.
Oooooopps!

keep up the good work.

Blimey - how many pints of lunch did you have?

Until my Government-approved water cannon arrives, am I allowed to wii on them with impunity ? And does anyone know what the Government's stance on hobbling is ?