after the 3rd one i think they will get the message

loose sensitive data
loose your head!

not laptops for "losers".

I assume that all those computers had a network card in 'em. And I also assume that the MoD most probably has a list of the accepted MAC addresses on their networks...
I definitely would not connect to the web with these... and anyways, how come computers with sensitive data are not equipped with a Global Positioning System?

all the laptops that they hand out to students joining the army at 6th form age?


attach them to their balls...
they should charge the ones they lose with the price of the laptop new hehe you'll see that they won't lose them anymore.