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It is an individually unique family of world class products utilizing a unified paradime solution consisting of best industry practices in a platform that will allow your organization to synergistically drive business growth of their corporate presence in a unified world class platform that is essentially tailored for their fast growing strategic needs, allowing deeper customer relations by allowing them to partner with others, leveraging their core competencies and decreassing the need to spend time fire fighting issues.

Well have you ever seen the PR staff that gets hired? These people have zero technical skills and no work experience in an IT organization.

In one case I had a PR bunny put the laptop I gave her on a table and asked me how she could tell which side was up. She didnt want the stuff falling out.

Another could only type with one finger - her right pointer finger.

Seriously, we hire people like this (which are almost always 22 year old slim females with blond hair) and wonder why we get this syrupy run on of technical babble that makes no sense.

And of course their 40 something manager (male) tells them how great they are at it.

But they are good to look at....