Finally! An letter w/ spelling on par w/ an Inq article:)

You should hire this guy!

Dear Sir,

How do I sign up for this most ingenius porposal of import. Much details of initial contact were missing or icnomplete.

Thank You

"In your reply please indicate a few businesses you think will be of mutual benefit to both myself and yourself."

Might I suggest that Mr Robert Mugabe and/or his witch doctor/ju-ju man be appraised of such a valuable talent, Doc.

Yours Spiffingly,

Merlin, The MetaPhysician

Andrew, that's the best article you've written for the INQ for many, many yonks!

My God, there's Spinolas everywhere!!

It is a heart breaking story, really it is. The spamming business has apparently become very competitive. So competitive in fact that now spammers fight for clients who need their services, apparently.

Andrew, I have a better offer for you. Why not procure a mass emailing program, easily obtainable from many p2p sites & do it for free??

I ask you, what would be better than spreading idiot fooling scams around the world, so millions of people could have a spam filter?

Please sign below, next to the line:
"Your product/service is garunteed to be hated, rejected and despised 99.999% of the time and or for all eternity"


P.S.

I wonder if Viagra product spamming actually decreased sales. Who does that kind of research?