You can't fault the pope for not getting it. I'm a tough audience! What happens in Vegas...hands-on, high-intensity, multi-day... Not Steve's cuppa tea, no?
Funny thing happened on the way to the forum_ someone's e-penis timed out. Secret Handshake - Say no more to a deaf mule... mummy's the word... a nod is as good as a wink to blind horse. Put that in yer black hat and sort it! Cheeky Slytherin Celebrity!

"By being so obsessive about the company's precious image that it barred its employees from talking about its security engineering, Steve Jobs' pastel dictatorship has lost an opportunity to present Apple's security practices in a positive light and dispel impressions in the industry that it's a computer security lightweight."

My experience with Apple has been that they indeed are lightweights. They are to computer security what Nutrasweet is to sugar.