----Checking to see if you have a valid license to use this software.

----I am downloading 5 critical updates. You can continue but you may not arrive.

----Driving on the left side of the road is not currently a supported option.

----Your car is has been unable to provide a valid certificate and has been disabled by my on-board DRM module.

NO BLINKING WAY!

My Garmins work very nicely without ANY MicroS**t software on them, and I hope, nay, I pray, that Garmin doesn't fall under the spell of the Redmondian warlocks and witches.

In fact, I hope the next update of my Garmin nav database eliminates any references to M$ locations. World-wide.

Introducing the new TomTom Microshat GetLost with built in BSOD protection.

Out innovative solution resets your TomTom every 5 miles ensuring you have an interuppted journey and arrive at your destiantion ready to rip your eyeballs out.

The Microshat comes in a durable rubber case guarenteed to bounce off walls and tarmac at speeds up to 50mph. 

The crystal clear display is visible in daylight and backlights enable night time use, with an easy to find reset button for when the unit hard crashes.

Available soon in 2 models. suggested pricing M$1Mil model £250. OS1$ model £25.

Please note: Microshat synronisation software requires 1TB hdd space and 32gb ram for operation. 
The model specification OS1$ shares identical physical characteristics with the M$1Mil however it does not come with the advanced Microshat software.