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Permanent Record

Apparently they are trying to make up for teachers telling kids that "this will go on your permanent record", but actually creating a permanent record.

posted by : john, 14 February 2008 Complain about this comment
Coming Soon !

The next version will start tracking children at their conception, in order to maximize available data.
They will be graded on the speed at which the ovocyte completed its divisions, the efficiency with which the various cells migrate to their appropriate positions, and the rate of failure of RNA and DNA replication.
Version 3 will actually include statistics on how many sperm took part in the race, as well as the speed at which the winning sperm got to the egg.

posted by : Pascal Monett, 14 February 2008 Complain about this comment
Lotto 6/49, strategies, plans

www.lottodrawn.com - Lotto 6/49, 5/40, Joker, strategies, win plans.

posted by : Anna, 14 February 2008 Complain about this comment
Failure?

Einstein failed maths.

posted by : Martin, 14 February 2008 Complain about this comment
Why ?

Why are they doing this ? Has anyone stopped to ask. It seems that the money could be put to a better use or is there another reason that nobody wants to admit. It seems to me "1984" is just coming a little later.

posted by : LeadSled, 14 February 2008 Complain about this comment
Don't Madcow the children, mother.

I'd better detwaddle my Curriculum Vitae; the Relevant Fodder section likely does not include my studies on Egyptian Hieroglyphics or Radio Theatre.

posted by : Karlsbad, 13 February 2008 Complain about this comment
Liar, liar?

Nothing is perfect, so who gets sued for libel when some error in the database classifies someone applying for a job as a liar?


posted by : Nomen Publicus, 13 February 2008 Complain about this comment

Government database logs children's failures

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