Give Turkey for watchdog and bone ter let fetch 'is own stick wifout swappin' Desperate Dans? Yer not from England are ya? Nuffin'ams, you're better (cough) orderin' a pigs ear. Hello'elo. Sweat farter's luver of jersey carn yi 'ear me nao? 
I could call 
But no one's there, no one at all 
There must be something going wrong 
That number just rings on and on...