1) Got it. 
That should be a non-denominational up coming winter holiday that also does not affirm or deny the exisitance of a superior being, who can have one or many names.
Had to write since you said not to.

Charlie!

Don't you know that "hell" is the creation of the Christian religion and definitely NOT a non-demonination concept?

Tsk, tsk....

All of us at the Marxo-Bolshevo-Stalinst Democrat Party will be praying to Karl that your non-existent soul is not delivered into the hands of the Christian fundamentalist Republicans.

The weather in Denver is nice. It snowed last night helping to cover up the blood stains on the street as the valiant Denver police protected us from the demonic, crazed, lunatic demonstrators....

Oh, and yes, SMART for SSDs makes sense, too.