Gates: "Darth Ballmer, are you ready to initiate phase 2?"

Ballmer: "Yes, master."

Gates: "We need to be quick about this before she changes her mind again. Yang must not remain a virgin..."

Ballmer: "I understand My Lord. I've packed the droids and my Light-Chair is repaired"

Gates: "Goooood, goooood... make her feel beautiful"

Meanwhile...

Yang is in the bathroom with other girls, and they are all talking about how big Microsoft is and how big its assets are...

Yang: "yea girl, and then he made a move on me, and I was like, oh no he didn't, but he did!"

Girl #1: "Wow, were you scared, sounds like he wanted to rape you..."

Yang: "I know, he was forceful and I liked it, but I'm going to make him wait a little more..."

Girl #2: "oh don't do that girl, he's gonna get his nookie some place else..."

Yang: "I got him right where I want him, Ballmer's ass is mine"

Yang and all the other girls in the bathroom start to giggle... 

(I can't wait for phase 3)