PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART VON DRASHEK M.D. "This comment is more or less unintelligible. Please try to restate it."

I'm not sure he can overcome this boundary.
When I first read this, I thought OMG! LOL! WTF? And I'm like, yeah, I can see why it's necessary, so I just had to lol. People come up with some amazing ideas don't they lol. Well, I got to go lol. Can't spend all my time perusinating your webosphere lol. ciao lol.
concept of language editing brings up next step, total censorship by 100% deletion. they'll never know, anyway.

Hey-JOE, Did Ya See Dis? In TECHNICAL Comments, Comedy can lead to mistating of event. Twisting whole into meaningless gumble, rejurging ones own nightmare as science or even basing action upon fantasy, therefore incorrect, evaluations.

ULTIE_TOM IS ONE OF BIG ABUSERS OF THIS.

Unfortunately until mike magee makes ultimate capable line of processor/chipset & upgraded unit hardware, after phenom, 4x4 & recentmost crop,ITS' then MY Translators can accurately specify exact language international part numberS, so as to be absolutely 100% clear.

ALSO MOST REPORTERS ARE ALCOHOLICS.

Signed:PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART VON DRASHEK M.D.


Now I can breathe easy once again! For all these years I had been praying that my ability to ignore the stupid posts would run out. 

Now I see that a computer can replace my rational mind. Yippee!

Next I suppose they'll invent something that automatically changes all the posts I disagree with into posts that kindly reinforce the sagacity of my views. 

Three cheers for science! It beats the snot out of humanity every day and humanity loves it for it! Mwuah!
I have just been to their site and I don't think they are interested in what you post. They just want it to be grammatically perfect. This means you can only submit comments if English is your first tongue, your school actually taught grammer and you are old enough to have avoided text speak.

I thought it was a good idea but I would rather use my own filter tool... my mouse's scroll wheel.
Neither "bog" nor "open sauce" are "ironic". While I will freely admit that the American sense of humor does not always coalesce with the finer British sense, we do understand both irony and sarcasm. As much as you may dismay, American's are just as smart as you...though, granted, far fatter.
lol.. ? omg, do u guys really think this crap will work!? lol? omfg..
L0L
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<3 for frank_
LOL
This could be the death of The Inquirer!
PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART VON DRASHEK M.D. "This comment is more or less unintelligible. Please try to restate it."

I'm not sure he can overcome this boundary.
When I first read this, I thought OMG! LOL! WTF? And I'm like, yeah, I can see why it's necessary, so I just had to lol. People come up with some amazing ideas don't they lol. Well, I got to go lol. Can't spend all my time perusinating your webosphere lol. ciao lol.
OMGGGGG!!!! this article r0x0rz t3h big one1111!!!!!!!
concept of language editing brings up next step, total censorship by 100% deletion. they'll never know, anyway.

Hey-JOE, Did Ya See Dis? In TECHNICAL Comments, Comedy can lead to mistating of event. Twisting whole into meaningless gumble, rejurging ones own nightmare as science or even basing action upon fantasy, therefore incorrect, evaluations.

ULTIE_TOM IS ONE OF BIG ABUSERS OF THIS.

Unfortunately until mike magee makes ultimate capable line of processor/chipset & upgraded unit hardware, after phenom, 4x4 & recentmost crop,ITS' then MY Translators can accurately specify exact language international part numberS, so as to be absolutely 100% clear.

ALSO MOST REPORTERS ARE ALCOHOLICS.

Signed:PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART VON DRASHEK M.D.


Finally all those morons with their "First Post !" and nothing else to say will disappear.
Wait . . is this a dream ?
Somebody pinch me.
I can't wait, finally I can read the IT stories on CW's Shark Tank without getting distracted by JIM's insane comments! :-))


...unless, of course, it filters out the "Why was my post deleted?" comments as well.
That is all :)
Will this software work on news articles as well?
Now I can breathe easy once again! For all these years I had been praying that my ability to ignore the stupid posts would run out. 

Now I see that a computer can replace my rational mind. Yippee!

Next I suppose they'll invent something that automatically changes all the posts I disagree with into posts that kindly reinforce the sagacity of my views. 

Three cheers for science! It beats the snot out of humanity every day and humanity loves it for it! Mwuah!
I have just been to their site and I don't think they are interested in what you post. They just want it to be grammatically perfect. This means you can only submit comments if English is your first tongue, your school actually taught grammer and you are old enough to have avoided text speak.

I thought it was a good idea but I would rather use my own filter tool... my mouse's scroll wheel.
Neither "bog" nor "open sauce" are "ironic". While I will freely admit that the American sense of humor does not always coalesce with the finer British sense, we do understand both irony and sarcasm. As much as you may dismay, American's are just as smart as you...though, granted, far fatter.
I'd be more interested in a Wordpress plugin than a firefox plugin.
Are an alien filter, a choo-choo filter, and a drummer filter.

Make it so.