Another missed opportunity.

Reading is fundamental. The article clearly states he didn't cross the street, but electrified train tracks.

We are all dumber from having read your comment.

Apple cult mentality

I saw somebody cross the street earlier today, OMG he couldn't been hit by a car. I think giz, endgadget, and the inquirer should interview this guy and find out WHY he risked his life to cross the street!

That WOULD'VE made a perfect Darwin Award. :)

That article forgot to account for witnesses! According to sources his eyes rolled back, foam spewed out of his mouth and then he jumped, arms flailing, into the abyss chanting something like "Sorry Stevie, I am so sorry..."

Trains were running late that day, well, like every other day... sadly.

iAreBelongToJobsAndHisMob™

That would have made an awesome Darwin Award.