Wine manufacturers could recommend that while drinking a certain wine, you should listen to a certain sort of music!

But all poor Derth could magane was heavy breathing, being a sot on a crutch.

These guys are a mite light in the sabre! The Jedi are known to take infants from their parents, and to use mind control. A brotherly gaolmouth melee. But so is the government.

They're all about saving Camelot for King Merlyn and Arthur.

I guess me Jedi name would be:
Hobin Rood

If I Ever Get Out Of Dour, 
Thought Of Giving It All A Scour 
To A Registered Charity. 
All I Need Is A Pint An Hour
If I Ever Get Out Of Sour.

I must remember to drink wine in sipids.

Apparently the faux-Vader was trying to necessitate the similarity between medichlorine count and blood alcohol content. Methinks he was successful, at least on some level notwithstanding sanity.

I actually think that the idea of creating a Jedi Academy on the Moon is an eminently sensible idea.

Let's face it, who would want to attend a Jedi Academy in Wales?

:-P

He was ordered to pay £100 to each of his two victims and prosecution costs of £60