I love reason 15 it's the best one of the lot. 

Gave me a good chuckle, great way to start the day :D

I just spent yesterday on a road trip with two representatives of the marketing dept, and this article has more truth than you may think. It was almost sickening to witness the new depths of greed and ineptitude that were plumbed.
(I also learned that the BMW X5 is not all it is cracked up to be, besides being a gas hog it rides rough and it is cramped inside with thinly padded seats -- the other guy had an AMG G55 that weighs like 7,000 lbs and cost $100,000 apparently, and no better by the sounds of things)

But now I do want one. Somebody sell me that Hello Kitty HD Softtail. ASAP! Really. Sounds like buckets of fun, and I don't mind getting a ride to the hospital twice a week 'cause of... uhm... peer feedback.