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would be the one with thousands of young rich students, hordes of foreign students and a big banking sector presence. We just let you London-types believe its full of old farts to keep your great unwashed off our beach and out of our clubs. 

So we'll be the ones with uberfast connections, you slog on with your crappy ADSL

this prank has already been tried by google and even then they did the joke much better

"as we all know, the internet is already full of crap. µ"

Made me LoL at work and get odd looks from colleagues :)

Internet?? MY ARSE!

We posted from the past!

---> posted by : Steve, 08 February 2008

Any fool can see that's just a picture of a cat5 cable you've chucked in the bog, not fibre.

For that you need a whole wheat breakfast cereal.

..it's a compromise between 'a series of tubes' and a 'DUMP truck'?