Dubai holidays should have health warning, no kissing, no sleeping in same bed if not married, etc.
The travel agents should start putting warnings up for any country where couples may be put in prison for kissing in public. Unmarried couple's are not allowed to sleep together, or may go to prison.

This stuff should be in every travel agent window and brochure, as well as on the booking websites.

I didn't know that my girlfriend and I would be breaking criminal laws by sleeping in the same hotel room, did you? I think he should sue his employers/travel agent! ;-))
Attempting to cement a tight seal
but going down like a cup of cold sick.
Poor Vince Acors, the Bonking Brit of Dubai! He was just up to going around the world, and then he's grounded. He must get these Emiratis on to have good and get give, to live and let lie. Shorely, he was ambushed. The content exhibition given by him and his paramour, was no doubt an audition of from "Fanny Hill". These two should be eager to work any sentence off with community service as perhaps characters of Dubailand's Universal Studios theme park. Such prowess make them naturals for the hot suited duo of Woody & Winnie Woodpecker! Dubai mandarins would be hard pressed to find a more universal act.
The travel agents should start putting warnings up for any country where couples may be put in prison for kissing in public. Unmarried couple's are not allowed to sleep together, or may go to prison.

This stuff should be in every travel agent window and brochure, as well as on the booking websites.

I didn't know that my girlfriend and I would be breaking criminal laws by sleeping in the same hotel room, did you? I think he should sue his employers/travel agent! ;-))
Attempting to cement a tight seal
but going down like a cup of cold sick.
Poor Vince Acors, the Bonking Brit of Dubai! He was just up to going around the world, and then he's grounded. He must get these Emiratis on to have good and get give, to live and let lie. Shorely, he was ambushed. The content exhibition given by him and his paramour, was no doubt an audition of from "Fanny Hill". These two should be eager to work any sentence off with community service as perhaps characters of Dubailand's Universal Studios theme park. Such prowess make them naturals for the hot suited duo of Woody & Winnie Woodpecker! Dubai mandarins would be hard pressed to find a more universal act.