The sad part is that if he ran for president he would probably be elected, for in america there are no greater achievements and no greater evidence that you are flawless and divine as having a ton of cash..

Rockstar Bill might do well to hire a more tech friendly consultant than Calvin Broadus, aka Snoop Dogg. From wiki: "LimeWire, we fire at yo motherf_kcin head." Not only is it an atrocious lyric, well that's just it... Atrocious and without sense... I suggest Radiohead as Rockstar Bills image consultant obviously!

Absolutely top-notch humour...my side aches from LOL. I particularly appreciate the Martian-BSOD-splat-champagne-cork-popping episode.

I guess one extra job could have been added:
BOY SCOUT LEADER: "after many expensive neurosurgical procedures, surgeons manage to restore Bill's ability to tell the truth, and he acts as a positive role model for the youth". (SCO? who are they? OH YEAH!).

The Big BillGster regrets that he didn't get that university degree after all and enrolls in the undergraduate program in Computer Science at the University of Washington. He takes a course in operating system design and at long last finds out what an OS is supposed to be.

was kinda funny.

Sex symbol: Considering his steps carefully Bill soon realises that speaking code to women is unappealing & is forced into radical action.
With an endless supply of cash Bill turns to plastic surgery and sesitivity counseling. He then proceeds to change his overall looks from pale, four-eyed geek to bimbo, air head, porn goddess.
With the cutting edge organic silicon breasts, collegen enhanced lips and an electronically enhances french accent Belinda takes on the porn industry and brings it to its knees. 
Belinda goes on to be the most spunky woman known to man & rejoices an entir egeneration of teen-aged boys that ultimately leads to world peace.

To repay everyone for their time -- the many thousands of hours wasted trying to use Microsoft's duff software.

Why wouldn't he do all of those things? A little bit of what you fancy does you good? 

Ps You don't get to Mars as a cowboy, you gotta be the Real Thing/McCoy..... the Full Shilling.:-)

I like the IDea of his Future Software Architectures being Chief Software Boffin of Microsoft. In that one he wouldn't actually need to do anything unless he wanted to or it was necessary. 

You'd need to be a Virtual Superman and Real Fit for Purpose Fit though for that Menu.

Oh god, must be one of those Mac Lovin, Tree Huggin Ferries....

BEST....ARTICLE.....EVER!

Lol, excellent, well done!

Let's hope he chooses CEO of Africa.

Actually what's stpping him from doing all at once, hehe

Since he'll have time aplenty, he may try to fix the 2 gig limit in MS Access....