With all due respect, if you want to use someone's work, you're entitled to do so, but give them their proper dues! I'm referring to your #6 opinion;

"Deeply annoying piece of old tat starring Sandra Bullock acting out her usual full gamut of emotions from A to B."

You need to add quotation marks around, “gamut of emotions from A to B,” for the late Dorothy Parker is the author of that quip…and I highly doubt that your mind-set was on her frequency, so you can’t claim you wrote this yourself! I highly advise you to insert quotation marks within the proper place if you want the integrity of your work to remain!