That's why I be so really keen on to teaching me Arabian Aphasian horse to count (shame to miss a birthday) and maybe someday read. He should have something to fall back on at least, given that he's clearly lost the ability to talk (he's no Mr. Ed, sadly).

But he's as stuborn as a mule, but not as bad as you might expect! because Of course I can't drive, but crikey, neither can he! Mindmonger, giddyapp!