Are you serious? So how many times can she wear it before it stinks?

I don't think a woman is going to "taste nice" if she wears one of those more than 1 day, lol.

Both Old and Young Mr. Grace would want to sell these (and provide personal fitting services). Mr. Humphries would be wondering if the LEDs would clash with the rest of his wardrobe. Mrs Slocombe (sp? sorry!) would be upset that none were large enough to fit.

Like the wildly popular No! Shopping Bag Bra, this eco friendly bra will help stem two giant tankers full of oil. And hopefully, the number of old bags get a reduction, recycled from plastic bottles through the company’s patented EcoCircle. It is a VVin VVin situation!!
If you don't like them apples or this is not your cup of tea, sunshine, don't knock it. Mind yer qp's 007.

Sorry? A "solar panel mounted around the waist area" has what exactly to do with a bra?
It's a waist-mounted solar panel. The bra is optional in that case.
A waist-mounted solar panel - like a belt?
My be is entirely fuddled.

They should make solar powered undies for all Apple fans. Because we all know that the sun shines out of their asses.