I don't know them personally but I think I recall this business name from television documentaries about the sex industry... when I'm waiting for Jimmy Carr's show to come on, you understand. So either all establishments of this type are called something like that, or this one place is the media's premier rent a, um, quote.

Oh look, no ads from Google with this one!

mmm i can get about 9 months of WOW for one night with a hooker. Which one will i choose.

yup, that's right. sex with pros it booorrrring.

you can tell the pros when they try to pick you up
that they'd really rather be watching the green
paint on the ceiling dry...

ALL normal guys are virgin' on unsexy/boring:
Hooking is the *first* profession, right?

WE, however, are *smart enough* to pay for it...

...whereas *other* guys are more likely to *die* virjins

Volunteer Heavens? :-)

This has to be the most humourous article I have ever seen on the Inq.

Well done!.

Now where is the larabee news?!*

*Not yet posted at the time I wrote this.

If they were sexy then they could pull at a bar/club/party.

You would think geeks would be able to make a nice myface page and get some pokes.