Who gypsyed the paddywagon? Shorely not the five Guineans from Guinness.

3 mil duros for cars bought with online bank accounts, without inspecting under the bonnet or taking it to the circus?! What about shipping, license tax and fees?

I expect they were offering a sale...

If I make that Nigerian transfer, I may be able to bolster my sagging bottom line enough to have the lolly for a lorry with a telly in the cubby box, and make myself a traveller with a capital T!