I go to the TweakPC.de and a massive popup of Adolf Hitler appears on the screen obscuring 80% of the article. I'm sure there's some reason for this if I could read the remaining German printed on the pictures.

Tom's says:

The firm is following its tick-tock strategy, where tick resembles a die shrink - as we're seeing now - and tock introduces the next processor generation, which will be Nehalem in the third quarter of this year.

I'm pretty sure that's the wrong way around and the "tick" is the new architecture and the tock is the die-shrink.

I hope the inquirer can continue in the vein that Mike Magee set it in; rumors and news decorated with British humor and sarcasm, but never crossing the border that this article's title crossed. Let's stay professional guys.