The Rural Network Scandal is a mystery.

There I've been, upon their "Meet Me, I'm an available female" list (granted, I'm not silly enough to post a photo for a man who is so superficial to want only to know what I look like)....but maybe 4 or more years upon their lists, and I've not been introduced to a man. 
Well, there was a real looser who phoned me once and complained that the phone call would cost him too much, and I lived 100 miles away, and he couldn't deliver an interesting conversation no matter how many open questions I tried.....
but there were no other introductions...or suggestions......
The females cost nothing to be listed, so, the problem seems to be with the business wanting money....
Well gents, Jenny is still available, decent, sober, sane, sweet, single, solitary, smart, ....so why are you not finding me ? 
PS: I won't have just any thing out there...you'll have to be worth the effort .